Jonbenet Dreams of Being Shirley Temple 25th Anniversary Edition Audiobook, by Meg McCarville, James Banner (2024)

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CASTSTARRINGJoJo Siwa JonBenét RamseyEmmanuel Lewis Burke RamseyAbby Lee Miller Patsy RamseyLarry David John Ramsey ALSO STARRINGWhale Song Partridge HimselfSammy Davis Jr. Father RufusK.A.R.L. ProphetWillem Dafoe Doctor OrloffMatthew McConaughey HippieCharles Manson Self ALSOSpike Lee DirectorMax Hardcore Assistant DirectorPenny Marshall Assistant DirectorRaymond Huffman Executive ProducerPeter J. Haskett ProducerFrankenstein Assistant DirectorMeg McCarville & J. Carpenter Original StoryJames Carpenter & Meg McCarville ScreenplayAbby Lee Miller ChoreographerBanksy Art DirectorCasey Grossman Dialogue CoachTerry Richardson PhotographyDexter Chubbins ContinuityNarek Zhirayr Script SupervisorKine Bud Production ManagerTBD Camera OperatorBob Vila Property ManagerMiss Jay CastingFatty Patty Set DirectionClassy with an I EditorUtah Shakes Scenary DirectorTom Savini Special EffectsEmmet Kelly Makeup SupervisorLamar Linden NarrationTakeshi Tsuji AnimationBono Music CoordinatorLil Princess Original MusicHarley Lee Fubbins Musical SupervisionMichael Richards Wardrobe DesignSphagett! GafferTBD EditorGuantanamo BayBee Sound EngineerFat White Barbi Sound EditorGuy Fieri CatererHanna Barbara Sound EffectsHenry Darger Art DirectionBruce Jenner Best GirlFUTK TitlingAlec Baldwin Armory Director

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NARRATION - PROLOGUE(videos and news clips of JonBenét play here while the narrator speaks)This motion picture, JONBENET DREAMS OF BEING SHIRLEY TEMPLE is a serious study in the life and death of JonBenét Ramsey.TRUE FACT: This is a medical film which is only intended for medical experts to view, own or have access to. We will perform medical experiments which investigate the life and legend of JONBENET DREAMS OF BEING SHIRLEY TEMPLE and each scene, cut or edit has been carefully placed to confuse and manipulate you, the viewer.[Jonbenet narrates, “Am I French? ‘JonBenét’ is that sort of name, isn’t it? It sounds like it should be hyphenated too but it isn’t. The Perfect Aryan Child. Am I a cow? The perfect Red Heifer of Armageddon. Am I a Jew? I don’t know, we’ll find out.]TRUE FACT: In this study we will endeavor to re-live certain aspects, the family life, of JonBenét Ramsey, that darling and Perfect Aryan Child and we will dramatize the story of JonBenét Ramsey for you, the viewer, so you can make informed decisions.This documentary motion picture JONBENET DREAMS OF BEING SHIRLEY TEMPLE utilizes the latest technologies and refined data on these historic cases. Was JonBenét murdered, as so many believe, or was it a bizarre suicide? Did she, in fact, fake her own death so that she could one day become famous as who we now know as Katy Perry? We will investigate her life and legend in this serious documentary film you are now watching. We will attempt to consider the allegations of alien abduction and possible sex play between either Shirley Temple or JonBenét in this documentary using modern day forensics and science.TRUE FACT: We will prove many things through this documentary JONBENET DREAMS OF BEING SHIRLEY TEMPLE as you can see for yourself the conclusions we illustrate for you are incontrovertible facts. We will offer proofs and scenes which illustrate what we choose in ways that have real meaning to the life of Shirley Temple and suicide or murder of JonBenét Ramsey.TRUE FACT: If you doubt what you see you can consider yourself a witness to FALSE BELIEFS AND A CONTRIBUTOR TO murder and death. TRUE FACT: This film is being handled by experts in their fields and will be acted out using trained actors and the dangerous stunts will be performed by experts – do not attempt these stunts or anything that you see in this movie at home.TRUE FACT: This motion picture was made by big time pros, closers and not pitch men or second rate salesmen. Big Time Pros. This epic motion picture JONBENET DREAMS OF BEING SHIRLEY TEMPLE compels you through the power of truth to see how the story of JonBenét Ramsey controls your every movement or action. Through watching this documentary your brain will be mapped. We will be using advanced stage remote access mind control and every thought that goes through your head will be controlled by the Pineapple Princess herself JonBenét Ramsey. Do not attempt to adjust your television sets. Do NOT turn off the film. Sit back and let the story of JONBENET DREAMS OF BEING SHIRLEY TEMPLE enter into and onto your mind, body and soul.

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SCENE - BEDROOM INT. JONBENET DISCOVERS SHIRLEY TEMPLENarration: JonBenet lived a cloistered life, unable to socialize with other children her own age. She lived under the heavy hand of her Mother, Patsy, and was treated like a prize poodle who was trotted out at beauty pageants, often in seductive clothing. Her makeup was over-done, like that of a common streetwalker. Tales of sexual violation, humiliation and degradation ran rampant and it seems likely that little JonBenet was an expert in sexual theater which is usually only reserved to the most corrupt and degenerate. Yet JonBenet craved the innocence which was rightfully hers and she found this desire perfectly typified in screen star Shirley Temple. Both little girls just wanted to make the world a happier place to live in.Direction: JonBenét is in bed, holding a photograph of Shirley Temple, wearing a Crown like the one Shirley has in the photo. She grabs another picture of Shirley, this time showing Shirley as a NAZI, and begins to daydream and masturbat*. JonBenét divides her attention between playing with her cl*t and staring at the photograph of Shirley Temple.JONBENET: (at photograph) You have such a pretty puss*. I want to be the bestest little NAZI princess in the whole wide world, just like Shirley Temple. I love you so much. I’d let you f*ck me. I’m your little c*nty McGodess, Shirley. I’m YOUR little Princess. Please Shirley f*ck me with this pineapple. My puss* can handle it. This little puss* can and will handle all you, My God, give to me. I just want to make you proud, Shirley. You are mein furher! Reich on Princess! AAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!Direction: JonBenét puts on the movie “The Little Colonel” and masturbat*s in bed, her frenzy growing as Shirley & Colonel Bojangles descend the stairs. She reaches org*sm when Shirley & Colonel Bojangles reach the bottom of the stairs.(Nuclear bomb visual)JONBENET: You helped me cum nice and hard, Shirley. You’re my girl, you are three times blessed, Shirley Temple, blessed be your little puss*! Come to me, Shirley, and we can be the same person: you and I. You’re like me and I love your smile and the way you dance and sing. Oh (close up) and those piercing little eyes. How could a daddy not love those eyes Shirley?

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SCENE - JONBENET’S TEA PARTYDIRECTION: Children’s music plays quietly in the background. JONBENET is seated at a small table, surrounded by stuffed animals. On the table, each member has a tea cup and there is a teapot on the table, presumably filled with hot water. JONBENET has a party hirl during this scene, the type that you blow into and gets really long.JONBENET: Would you like some tea, little teddy bear? Oh me, oh my, Mommy won’t let me have any tea. We’ll have to do something special for our party!DIRECTION: JONBENET spreads her legs and pulls out a tampon from her vagin*, seemingly engorged with blood. She places it in the teapot and stirs it while whistling a tune.JONBENET: There! That’ll make a fine tea for us to share.DIRECTION: JONBENET pours a red liquid from the teapot for each of the stuffed animals at the table,JONBENET: Here! I’ll show you how the fancy people drink their tea. I saw this in a movie! You hold the cup like this, and you stick out your pinky finger like that and you sip the tea - but never slurp it! I’ll be the Pineapple Princess and you can be my Dukes and Sires!JONBENET: Well, Mister Teddy Bear, how do you like your tea?DIRECTION: JONBENET makes a “grrrrr” sound under her breath. General playing with stuffed animals. CLOSE-UP of tampon stirring in tea cup FADES INTO.....

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LOCATION - CEMETERY, AS UNKEMPT AS POSSIBLEDIRECTION: JONBENET is seated in a comfortable place with the camera mounted on a tripod in a medium shot, the scene being set up. Switch to a slightly longer shot, showing the vastness around her. Switch again to a close-up of her face to her waist while she speaks, hand-held.CAMERA FRONTI have a written statement here I’d like to read, if that’s OK with you. (unfolds script) Is that alright? (off camera: yeah) You take away the fear of death, Shirley. After you, I am unafraid to live, to kill. Life and death become ways to pass the time. Maybe that’s why people won’t let me live. Are you watching me now? The world seems like such a sad place. Death is only a form of awareness. When you know you’re going to die, that’s when you’re totally alive. Fear is awareness too. When you’re afraid, that’s when you’re aware. I don’t care about living anymore.CAMERA 45° RIGHT (4 O’Clock)The abuse I’ve seen has taken every bit of life out of me. Will you want to f*ck me even after I’m dead and buried? f*cking pedos never give up. I belong here, in this wasteland of death. This is my home, the cemetery. This graveyard is stuffed with beautiful souls like yours and mine. Are you a ghost or am I? Maybe we’re both ghosts. I’ve given you everything I have. I wanted to know what life is here for, just like you. I tried to find my place in the world. I just wanted to play with my friends.CAMERA 45° LEFT (8 O’Clock)Death is the final reality we must all share. We’re mourned for a little while and then forgotten. Even my beloved Shirley Temple. Forgotten. Do I dream? Yeah, I have dreams. I dream of growing up to have a nice family and maybe a little girl of my own. I have hopes and dreams. Look, I know I have to die but that isn’t the point. It’s what we do when we’re alive that matters. I want to bring happiness to other people’s lives. Maybe we all do. Even as I say these words, death draws nearer to me. I can hear it.

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LOCATION - BEDROOM INTERIORNARRATION: As so often happens, it is the older brother of a young girl who initiated her into the world of carnal knowledge and, in this drama, this is exactly what happened when BURKE and JONBENET found a spare moment ... as we see here.Direction: ENTER BURKE, JonBenét’s Brother. JonBenét is sitting on her bed, putting her dolls into sexual positions. She has one in a little cage and is prodding it with a chopstick and making the doll say “NOOO! PLEASE STOP PINEAPPLE PRINCESS!”JONBENET: BURKE, I don’t think you should be in here.BURKE: It’s OK, JonBenét, nobody else is home.JONBENET: Do you want to play a game with me?BURKE: Sure, we can play a game. I want to play … Dress Up. Direction: BURKE goes to the closet & pulls out one of JonBenét’s dresses and puts it on.BURKE: Seige Heil, bitch! I’m a prettier NAZI Princess than YOU are!JONBENET: Achtung, motherf*cker! Like hell you are! You don’t even have a tiera to march with! Dumbf*ck NAZI sh*t (hands him tiera).BURKE: How do you like me NOW? You little undermenschen fake French whor*? You jewish swine, you’re going to eat my German sausage. You’re my little jism bitch whor* f*ck, you sweet gash. I’m going to f*ck my little baby sister girl, spread your legs and let me enjoy your quivering little puss*.Direction: BURKE and JONBENET start to have sex on the bed.JONBENET: You’d better not get me pregnant you f*cktard! The doctor won’t give me my depo shot this month cuz she says I smoke too much the stupid c*nt.BURKE: (Wearing Clown Nose) One leader, one nation, one people! I’m Lovin it!JONBENET: Yeah, whatever. Shut the f*ck up.BURKE: (growls like a dog)JONBENET: Seriously, aren’t you FINISHED yet? I need a cigarette, you go ahead…Direction: BURKE continues to f*ck while JONBENET smokes a cigarette.JONBENET: I’d rather f*ck you than an Italian though. Italians made better cigarettes than you Germans, I’ll give them that. I wonder what the hell time it is. Schnell, schnell you stupid prick! Schnell it, already! I should check my TikTok. sh*t I think there’s a good show on Justice TV right now. Eins, zwei, drei, vier you fa*g! Daddy f*cks me better than you do, Burke. You’re a sh*t f*ck. Aren’t you DONE yet?Direction: BURKE becomes angry at JONBENET’s commentsBURKE: We may lose a battle but the war is eternal. (Gives physical salute) Heil Hitler! Das kommen der Thousand Year Reich und JonBenét puss*! (Plays with cl*t while f*cking) My beautiful Aryan child. Ein salute Shirley Temple und JonBenét! Heil! Heil! (Goose-steps) Hail Shirley und JonBenét for der fatherland! Ein Verboten Union! Burke und JonBenét!JONBENET: Thanks but I’d rather have some f*cking money. You can leave it on the table like the others. That’s why Daddy gave me a table. I’m closing shop with the puss*. If you didn’t get your rocks off then I don’t give a sh*t. Let Daddy jack you off, Burke.

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SCENE - BEDROOM INT. - MOMMY DEARESTPATSY: I hate you, JonBenét, you make me sick. I never would have had children if your father wasn’t such a pervert. He makes me want to hand my puss* out in hole in the wall motels to fat sweaty serial killers on the hopeful chance that they’ll choke me to death with their co*cks and I won’t have to think about him or you anymore. Your little cunny makes me want to aim my vomit at grocery store managers. Every time I see your filthy c*nt, I think of fat nigg*rs raping it. But you’d like that, wouldn’t you?JONBENET: Mommy, You always know the exact right thing to say. I’m gonna stroke my puss* if I see you vomiting.PATSY: Thank you for that titty share, little Princess. You’re a loving dear, aren’t you? You’re Mommy’s Little c*nt whor*.JONBENET: (Giggles, Gurgles, Purrs.)PATSY: If reality wasn’t such a sh*t-f*ck then this movie would be named after ME and you’d be a side-kick to Mommy’s Profound Parental puss* Power but you keep f*cking Daddy and your brother Burke like the little c*nting slu*t bitch that you are. If my way was the way of the world then I would be giving the Marching Orders around here and you, all of you, would just obey and sh*t – does that sound right? Yeah, you would just obey and do whatever the f*ck I told you to do.JONBENET: Uh huh! (Slaps herself on the face.)PATSY: Here, let Mommy finger f*ck her little whor* baby, let me f*ck your little sh*t-assed puss* like the little slu*t that you are. Spread your whoring little knees and I’m going to get my fingers wet with either your c*nt juice or some blood. I’m sorry, baby, but you don’t get out of this alive! Burke told me about the special games you play with him. I know your secrets, you little f*ck. Mommy’s got your number. Shut your f*cking pie hole and let’s work up a little frothy lather with that c*nt of yours. That’s my little girl!

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SCENE - BEDROOM INT. - DADDY DEAREST Overheard through doorway:PATSY: (Waving index finger at husband) I wouldn’t f*ck you if you were the last man on earth! You’re not a man, at all. You’re a worm, a disgusting, vile, sewer-dwelling pathetic subhuman piece of filth that I use to wipe sh*t off my shoe. Why don’t you go down to the street and hire a f*cking bitch to suck your pathetic rotten shriveled up little cheeto you call a co*ck. A nipple-dick is what it is! That should be my new name for you! NIPPLE DICK! What about that 14 year old dumb f*cking hole that bags groceries down at the corner store? You can titty f*ck her too!John Benet enters the JonBenét Bedroom, pushed by force.JONBENET: Is Mommy being mean to you, Daddy?JOHN: She sure is, baby girl. Mommy gave Daddy the blue balls. Daddy’s a sad sack, darlin’. A balding, middle-aged, rapidly deteriorating man who happens to have filthy hands at this moment. I want to fondle you, baby doll - come to your poor old Daddy. Let me touch you. (JonBenet cowers) Gimme, gimme!JONBENET: Let your baby girl get a handful of Daddy’s Goo and together we can show ole Mommy what a Good Little Pineapple Princess I am! Here, Daddy, let me take care of you. (Begins giving Daddy a handjob)JOHN: That’s it, that’s a good girl, JonBenét, sustenance & joy. That’s Daddy’s Little Girl. It seems just like yesterday that I first took you into the bathroom. You were such a good girl about that. You gave Daddy just what he needed and do you remember what that was?JONBENET: Goo-goo, ga-ga. (Sucks on pacifier)JOHN: That’s a good girl, JonBenét, comfort & joy.JonBenét masturbat*s her father and reminds him of a story,JONBENET: Daddy, do you remember that time we all went camping and you were out swimming and you did a cannonball into the pond and your bottoms fell off and daddy slipped it into your little cunny for the first time?JONBENET: (Receives ejacul*tion) Goo-goo. And we all went out with an inner tube and it was so much fun! It was so good, Daddy, and you were wearing swim trunks and I had my special outfit on.

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SCENE - BEDROOM INT.: SEXUAL SELF-SUICIDENARRATION: FACT: Credible researchers into the enigma of the JonBenet Ramsey case have suggested that it is possible her death was accidental or even the product of misadventure resulting from sexual experimentation. This is an aspect of the case which no other documentary has dared to investigate. We find JONBENET in her bedroom, alone, enjoying a sugar buzz and daring to risk it all in trade for what would later be termed “the ultimate high”.Direction: JONBENET checks the locks on the door and ties a nylon around her neck, then using the frame of the bed as a leverage point, she begins to masturbat* and begins her first experiment with autoerotic asphyxiation. She lets out a deep <sigh> of relief after her first pull.Direction: JONBENET has found something she likes very much; she stops masturbating, looks around the room, and plans her masturbatory episode in ernst. She stands up, her panties around her ankles, and scratches her stomach, head, or shoulder. The nylon hangs from her throat, she gives it a tug. JONBENET grabs her Hitatchi Magic Wand …Direction: JONBENET climbs back into bed after grabbing sex toys and otherwise setting the mood. She controls (or holds in place) a long black beer can thick dild* with her feet while gently strangulating herself with a nylon or long stocking around her neck. JONBENET frantically moves from using one toy after the other, bringing herself to org*sms each time while using self-asphyxiation as an aid. The conclusion of this episode is so consuming that JONBENET immediately adopts it as her own.JONBENET: I never need to go outside ever again!

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SCENE - THE GOD TV-- The pineapple queen joins the scene!Direction: Television is set to THE PARTRIDGE FAMILY THEME SONG OPENING and JONBENET approaches it and puts her hands on the screen. Psychedelic images start to surround the room. Lights start flashing on and off and a bottle of 7-Up appears along with a McDonald’s Happy Meal and JONBENET guzzles it down! A magical connection is made between JONBENET and her 3D God TV!JONBENET: They’re HEEERE!Direction: JonBenet starts singing “C’mon Get Happy” as if she is channeling the words, like she never knew them before. Chanting.Direction: JONBENET has superhuman powers and begins making artwork to the God TV and joins the Partridge Family Temple:Direction: JONBENET Dials phone and saysOPERATOR: THIS IS WHALE SONG PARTRIDGE. You have reached the GOD SCENE baby, DIG! WHAT CAN I DO U FOR?JONBENET: I would like to join the Partridge Family Temple, please?OPERATOR: THE PINEAPPLE QUEEN MAKES THE SCENE! WE’VE BEEN WAITING FOR YOUR CALL. We've known about you for a loong time Ms. JonBenet.JONBENET: AH HELL NAW! GOLLLY! REALLY?WHALE SONG PARTRIDGE: Yes my Queen! YOU are Sleeping Beauty. You are Kali. YOU are the Pineapple Princess. You need to know your origin story my child, where you came from, dig?JONBENET: MY MOTHER’S DISEASED DISTENDED puss*? That's what Daddy told me…WHALE SONG PARTRIDGE: No my Queen! That is MISS information! You see, you were hatched out of a beautiful Boulder METERORITE that crashed into the Earth. This is the story of your birth!JONBENET: A meteorite? Really? I dig the sh*t out of a great f*cking story! Do tell Whale Song!Whale Song Partridge: Well on the night you were hatched (August 6, 1990) the people stared into the sky as a meteorite fell to earth. It slammed into a park only a few blocks from where they stood!. The people ran to it!. In a smoking crater is a GIGANTIC BOULDER that is cracked in half!. Out of it crawls a shadowy figure!. It finds its way up to the crowd… Flashlights illuminate the being.(Children's drawings to illustrate the story)Direction: STANDING BEFORE THEM IS AN ADORABLE 6 YEAR OLD BLONDE GIRL WEARING A GREEN DRESS WITH PUFFY WHITE SLEEVES AND ADORABLE RED PATENT LEATHER SHOES!. ATOP HER GOLDEN TRESSES SITS A PROUD SILVER TIARA!. SHE IS BAREFOOT AND AS SHE WALKS FLOWERS SPRING FROM HER TOES AND FILL THE CRISP WINTER NIGHT AIR WITH FLOWER MAGIC. THE CROWD IS STUNNED.SHE BOWS BEFORE THE CROWD AND SAYSJONBENET: Do any of you beautiful creatures have a can opener? I have a whole can of Dole Pineapple I would just love to share. I just have to open it.Direction: PEOPLE SHRINK BACK IN FEAR. ONE LADY SCREAMS BLOODY MURDER.OFF-CAMERA: WE HAVE NO CAN OPENER FOR YOU DEMON!JONBENET: (laughs) Boy this is a tough crowd. I’ll be here all night ya mook schmucks!OFF-CAMERA: NEVER!JONBENET: But it will be out of sight because we’ll be enjoying fruit made of delight.HOBO PROPHET: (deep voice, speaks slowly) I HAVE A CAN OPENER!JONBENET: Thank you, kind sir.Direction: The hobo walks up and gives the can opener to the Child from the Boulder. She promptly pulls out a can of Dole Pineapple Chunks and opens it, handing it to the hobo.He puts it to his dry, hungry lips and starts gulping the Dole pineapple chunks and it’s juice.HOBO: Oh Jonbenet! Your kindness pierces through my heart like the golden citrus goodness of these Dole Pineapple chunks pierce through my tastebuds. You are a very special little girl.The crowd draws back screaming, “LEAVE! GET OUT OF HERE! YOU LITTLE FLOOZIE! DON’T FEED THE BUMS! DON’T FEED THE BUMS! DON’T FEED THE BUMS! ”The bum smiles and sits down in the snow. Grass starts to grow beneath him and then the grass starts to grow all over his body. And as this happens, he starts to grow bigger and bigger until he’s over twenty feet tall. And then flowers explode all over his body and a few small trees. He no longer looks like a human being. Just a gigantic moving mountain with arms and legs. His mouth opens and is now a cave out of which a mountain goat leaps. It climbs to the top of the mountain headfirst, leaving behind a cloud of dust that pours into the air to form into another version of the same man-mountain, but now covered in skin and wearing pants and shoes instead of bare feet and clothes with just underwear on underneath them, ready for bed, so to speak, and a nightcap on his head and huge boots on his feet like big sausages stuffed with concrete—the size of bowling balls if you could eat a bowling ball every time it bounced inside you—The little blonde girl smiles and the living mountain puts his left hand down onto the ground so she can walk upon it. He raises her to the top of his head and sets her amidst a group of passed out mountain goats. When she joins them, the mountain goats awaken. Upon opening their eyes, the most soul piercing lazers shoot from the eyes of the goats. The horrible piece of sh*t pervert reprobates who surround them are set afire and scream and writhe in abject pain until they become tiny crisps. Then they burst into flames as well as the blood-drenched mountains that stand on them and turn into ash; the ashes then rise up into the air and fly into the sunset where they disappear into oblivion, leaving only piles of rubble behind to mark their presence for centuries to come...the mountain dies, but its spirit lives on in his daughter.VOICE FROM THE MOUNTAIN: PERVERTS ONE AND ALL JONBENET!Whale Song Partridge: And that's what I'm talking about, right there! It wasn't really long enough because I had to fill in all the blanks, but you get my drift. It has been written. All our stories are written. Life is just a big reality show and You, my Pieapple Princess, are the Original Tabloid Queen! Dig! Now C’mon Get Happy!JONBENET: So me being an accident and Patsy wanting to give me up for crack but the dealer wouldn't even give her a ten dollar rock for me is not true?WHALE SONG PARTRIDGE: No my child. She is full of sh*t. You are here for a reason and are on a very important path. You are the phoenix of the tabloids, the pineapple princess. Your temple exists inside you. You shall receive a sacred vessel from which you will consume the sacrament of Keith Partridge, 7-up, as well as your personal sacrament, Dole Pineapple Slices . Welcome to Alberquerque Jonbenet Ramsey! It’s all happy meals and fun from here on out my princess! Always remember that. You are the phoenix. You will rise above it all. Dig it!Direction: JonBenet drinks the seven up and stares at the TV wide eyed… Now static… And starts chantingJONBENET: (Repeats with increasing ferocity and arousal) Chocolate Bar, there you are. Chocolate Bar, There you are! Chocolate Bar, There you are……

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SCENE - EXORCISM Direction: KNOCK AT THE DOORDirection: JONBENET gets up to answer the door, opens it, and saysJONBENET: Just because I don’t answer my phone doesn’t mean you can come and f*cking knock on my door, ASSHOLE! I am this close to activating my slow release ryson blowdart gun above the peephole so I blow it right into your thick f*cking neanderthal skull and you get sick and die three days later and you will never know the difference. knocking on my f*cking door will you. (YELLS IN VISITOR’S FACE) NO ONES HOME YOU BRAINLESS c*nt BASTARD NEXT TIME YOU’RE DEAD BY YOUR OWN HAND! f*ck off FART FACE! WHERE ARE YOUR MANNERS! WERE YOU PEOPLE RAISED BY WOLVES! GOD BLESS AMERICA! FUUUUUCK!NARRATION: (News footage of JonBenet plays in slow motion) JONBENET Ramsey was born with adult intelligence and speculation that she was the product of alien visitation, one of the so-called “wise babies” produced as a next level genetic evolution to human beings was misinterpreted by neighbors. (short clip of black person screaming “DEVIL BABY! DEVIL BABY!”) We continue our investigation here.CUT TO: JONBENET messing around with the television and settles back with the remote control, watching "The Exorcist" on television.JONBENET: She is on fire! REGAN MAKE ME CUMMM!Direction: Demonic sounds come from the TV, lots of screaming. JonBenet freeze frames on a tortured look by the little girl's Mom. JonBenet uses her beloved Hitachi Magic Wand and puts it to work.Direction: JONBENET cues up the section where Regan is masturbating with a crucifix. She pauses on the mothers look of terror.JONBENET: I HOPE YOU ALL DIE YOU STUPID f*ckING whor* c*ntS! SUFFER THE WRATH OF GOD!(SOUND OF HITACHI WHIRRING)JONBENET: DIOS MIOS! (JONBENET gets excited)Direction: Slow motion of Exorcist girl masturbating and beating up her Mother, head turning around and JONBENET pulls out a crucifix of her own puss* and starts furiously masturbating. Says in unison with the television set:JONBENET: (in demonic voice) Let Jesus f*ck YOU! Lick my f*cking c*nt you bitch! co*cksucking bastard! (closes eyes; image of a benevolent McBaphomet GIVING HER A CHEESEBURGER)Direction: Demonic sounds fill the room and the movie cuts from one violent image to the next. The Exorcist is replaced by a video of kkk atrocities and slaves being beaten.JONBENET: I am Azrial the demon protector of the Vivian Girls!Direction: THE ROOM STARTS TO FILL WITH SMOKE FROM MY SMOKE MACHINE. DISCO LIGHT STARTS FLASHING.Direction: JONBENET continues to mastubate, murmuring:JONBENET: Nos nomine Azrail Velveeta Partridge; ego ultor taedium protextor puerorum. (My name is Azrail Velveeta Partridge; I am the protector of children and the avenger of boredom.)Direction: PATSY enters the room, to find JONBENET masturbating furiously and yelling random things in a scary voice.JONBENET: (to PATSY) You f*cking sow bitch c*nt! Get over here and lick my puss*! Use that filthy whor* tongue of yours to make me blow a bucket of pineapple cum across your face!Direction: PATSY runs to the telephone and callsPATSY (to telephone) Hello? Father Rufus? Can you come over? There’s something WRONG with Little JonBenet! She’s got a DEMON inside her! Yes! A DEMON! She’s beating off with a crucifix and is yelling that she wants me to lick her puss*! (PAUSE) No, this is different, I’m not in the mood or anything. She’s been doing this all by HERSELF!AZRIAL STARTS CHANTING: TWO ALL BEEF PATTIES SPECIAL SAUCE LETTUCE CHEESE PICKLES ONIONS ON A SESAME SEED BUN.Direction: Father Rufus the EXORCIST BUSTS THRU THE DOOR, stumbles and falls holding a McDonalds bag and eating a big slice of watermelon and lays his hands on JonBenet:AZRIAL: (STILL CHANTING) TWO ALL BEEF PATTIES SPECIAL SAUCE LETTUCE CHEESE PICKLES… (RECORD SCRATCH SOUND EFFECT)(AZRIAL CALM TURNS HER ATTENTION TO FATHER RUFUS) MIRABLE DICTUDON EGO TUABSULUTO YOU AGREE MY nigg*. SLAP ME SOME SKIN HOLMES.FATHER RUFUS: (Still eating watermelon, large amounts of juices dripping down his face, spitting seeds out as he speaks) Yo Bitch? Quod nomen mihi est?AZRIAL: LA PLUME DE MA TANTE PINCHE MARICON!FATHER RUFUS: WHITE DEVIL! QUOD NOMEN MIHI EST?AZRIAL: UNDERMENCHEN SVIENHUND! (INSERT YIDDISH PHRASE FOR BAKE BAGELS IN HELL UNTIL YOU DIE) QUE NOMEN MIHI EST PADRE? “KUNTA KINTE”! SAY IT!FATHER RUFUS: MY NAME IS TOBY!!! (Throws the watermelon on the floor in anger, changes his mind, picks it up, continues to eat it, juices dripping down his face, and spitting out seeds. He continues to do this throughout the scene. Most of the seeds hit Patsy in the face.) QUOD NOMEN MIHI EST MUTHAf*ckKA? I haven’t used this pimp hand 34 years, but you already makin me wanna put my glove back on and slap tha white off yo little azz you lil c*nt! QUI NOMEN MIHI EST? TELL ME YOUR NAME WHITE DEVIL!AZRIAL: GIVE IT TO ME RIGHT ON THE KISSER PADRE! You were a sh*t PIMP and Patsy here Knows it! That’s why she has to pimp her daughter out because you could never turn her out the way she wanted you to! YO NOMINE AZRIAL VELVEETA PARTIDGE! EGO ALTAR TAEDOM PROTEXTOR PUERORUM.Direction: (ROOM STARTS TO FILL WITH FOG MORE DISCO LIGHTS DEMON NOISES BABIES CRYING, DEERS DYING, THE SONG ALL STAR BY SMASHMOUTH ON REPEAT, HIGH PITCH NOISES)AZRIAL: (TO PATSY) DO YOU KNOW WHAT SHE DID TO YOUR c*ntING DAUGHTER? (LOOKS AT RUFUS) BLOODY DAMN BUTCHERING NAZI JIGABOO PORCH MONKEY PIG! YOUR MOTHER SUCKS co*ckS IN HELL! FATHER RUFUS: (STARTS CRYING) My mother is Dead! AZRIAL: SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASS KUNTA KINTE! YOU fa*gGOT SPADE COON!FATHER RUFUS: (STILL CRYING LOUDLY HOLDING HANDS UP TO HEAVANS) My mother is Nicole Brown Simpson! MY NAME IS TOOOOBY! AZRIAL: YOU KILLED YOUR MOTHER. YOUR HAND WAS WEARING THE BLACK GLOVE YOU BLUE GUMMED MOTHERf*ckER!FATHER RUFUS: IF THE GLOVE FITS WEAR IT YOU BOTTOM BITCH WHORING c*nt! IMA PIMP SLAP THE WHITE OFFA YO PRETTY LITTLE CRACKA BITCH FACE! WATCH ME MASSA!Direction: RUFUS PIMP SLAPS AZRIAL. AZRIAL HOLDS HER FACE DISTRACTED. RUFUS PICKS UP THE MCDONALDS BAG AND PULLS OUT A BURGER, FRIES, MCFLURRY, AND A ROSARY ADORNED WITH SWAZTICAS AND GOLDEN ARCHES.FATHER RUFUS: I ABOUT HAD IT WIT DIS WHITE DEVIL. SHE DUN REALLY PISSED FATHER RUFUS OFF. THIS IS IT PATSY! IN THE NAME OF OUR LORD AND SAVIOR RAY KROC IT IS HE WHO COMMANDS YOU. IT IS HE WHO FLUNG YOU FROM THE GOLDEN ARCHES, THE GATES OF HEAVEN, TO THE DEPTHS OF HELL!AZRIAL: (in demonic voice) Two all beef patties special sauce lettuce cheese pickles onions on a sesame seed bun! Two all beef patties special sauce lettuce cheese pickles onions on a sesame seed bun! Two all beef patties special sauce… (REPEATS THIS WHILE BEING EXORCIZED)RUFUS: I exorcize thee, every unclean spirit, in the name of KROC (Sign of the golden arches) the Father Almighty, and in the name of Ronald McDonald (Gives the Sign of the Golden Arches) the hamburgler, grimace, our Lord and Judge Mayor McCheese, and in the power of the Goddess Birdie, that thou depart from this creature of KROC, JonBenet Ramsey which our Lord hath designed to call unto His DIVINE GOLDEN ARCHES, that it may be made the temple of the living KROC MCDONALDS, and that the Holy Spirit (Gives the Sign of the Golden Arches) may dwell therein. Through KROC our Lord, who shall come to judge the living and the dead, and the world by fire.Father Rufus: THE POWER OF KROC COMPELS YOU!Direction: FATHER RUFUS LAYS THE ROSARY WITH A SWASTIKA ON HER FOREHEAD.Direction: JONBENET continues to masturbat* with the crucifix. Father Rufus grabs the McDonalds bag and dumps a bunch of fries and a couple cheeseburgers on her. JonBenet starts rubbing the food all over her. She is covered in it, still chanting the McDonalds song.FATHER RUFUS: The Power of Kroc Compels You! The Power of Kroc Compels You! The Power of Kroc Compels You! The Power of Kroc Compels You!PATSY CLUTCHES HER PEARLS AND STARTS SCREAMING.FATHER RUFUS: Yo Patsy! Get yo lily white azz ovah here! We gotta get this white devil bitch to cum! And FAST! Lay your nasty old haggard hands on her forehead. Take them and slowly and erotically run them up and down her virile little body as she writhes and screams. Feel that flat little chest of hers, those erect nipples, that soft unblemished hairless skin, those unformed prepubescent legs, only a few years away from fully forming, up her thighs, getting closer to that bald little treasure just begging… PATSY: YES FATHER! I GET IT! AND??????????FATHER RUFUS: AHEM. (coughs watermelon seeds all over Patsy’s face) Run your hands all over your little Jonbenet and think of RAY KROC! Think of happy meals and Ronald McDonald and McDonald’s playland and fondle those hot lil titt*es and I’ll help jack this exquisite pristine hairless tight white little puss* off. QUICK GET THE MCFLURRY AND DUMP IT ON HER FACE!. THE POWER OF KROC COMPELS YOU WHITE DEVIL.AZRIAL: (WRITHING IN COMPLETE PLEASURE SCREAMING) I’M LOVIN IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!RUFUS: THE POWER OF KROC COMPELS YOU! THE POWER OF KROC COMPELS YOU!PATSY: Okay. As we rest our heads on the bosom of this innocent child of Jesus the Christ, let my hands bring undying benevolent McLove unto this creature of Kroc and help draw out this DEMON SPAWN OF HELL from my baby girl!AZRIAL PROJECTILE VOMITS PINEAPPLE AND PEPTO BISMOL ALL OVER RUFUS’S FACERUFUS: Amen THANK KROC LAAAWD HALLELUJAH! AH thAnkZ it’s working!JONBENET: MAKE ME CUM MASSA KINTE! SLAP ME OPEN FISTED WITH DAT BIG BLACK GLOVE OJ. GIMME DAT BIG BLACK MAMBA OF YO’S PAPI OR I'LL FART OUT THE N WORD WIFF A HARD R ALL OVER DIS PRISTINE WHITE WALL AND LET IT BURN THERE FOR ETERNITY!RUFUS: She dun got diss White Devil deep inside her tight lil white puss*. Father Rufus know another way. Flip yo little white bitch ass over. Get on all fours like the lil dog u are. You gonna call ME, KUNTA MUTHAf*ckIN KINTE???? OJ?!?! MUTHERf*ckIN WHITE DEVIL! Ima call the NAACP or Nation of Islam on yo azz! BOBBY SEALE GONNA GIT MIDEVIL ON THIS REPROBATE BEAST! Or I’ll just take it to social media. You bout to git CANCELLED DEMON! BACK TO HELL YOU GO! AZRIAL STILL CHANTING: TWO ALL BEEF PATTIES SPECIAL HOT SAUCE WATERMELON FRIED CHICKEN COLLARD GREENS CHITLINS ON A BUNNY BREAD SLICE!FATHER RUFUS: Patsy! Gimme mah smart phone and open up the twitter app! THATS RIGHT YOU RACIST LIL whor*! 160 CHARACTERS AND YOU GONNA WISH YOU WAS BACK IN HELL! (STARTS f*ckING HER WITH A CRUCIFIX) Whats it feel like to have Christ inside you lil demon? Take it! Take Every inch of Jesus in all them holes!(FATHER RUFUS FLIPS HER OVER)RUFUS: If her fart smells like fresh chicken mcnuggets with a slight bouquet of lavender then we’ll know it’s worked.EXORCIST begins WHIPPING JONBENET’S ass.RUFUS: Get the f*ckkk outta this sweet lil cracka you White Devil motherf*cker! MY NAME IS TOOOOOBY! IN THE NAME OF MASSA KROC RAPE THIS BITCH FROM THE INSIDE OUT! WHITE DEVIL OUT!JONBENET farts loudly, fills the room with a thick pineapple Chicken McNugget smellCut to the wall behind Jonbenet where there is a glowing stain of bloody sh*t in the shape of the Golden Arches.RUFUS: A Miracle! It’s a MIRACLE!JONBENET JUMPS UP AND SCREAMS: I AM SAVED! THANK YOU FATHER TOBY! KROC BLESS nigg*r co*ck!RUFUS: Oh lil Jonbenet! You was about ten seconds away from having your life ruined forever! I am so glad you are back!JONBENET: OH TOBY! YOU ARE MY HERO!(THEY DO A FIST BUMP)JONBENET STARTS SHAKING AND SINGING SWING LOW SWEET CHARIOT WHILE RUFUS WHIPS HER AND SHE masturbat*S WITH A CRUCIFIX. PATSY FEEDS FATHER RUFUS WATERMELON SEEDS.FATHER RUFUS: PRAISE KROC! We must hurry up and baptize this child in the name of our LORD the KROC!CUT TO JACUZZI, OUTDOORSDirection: JONBENET stands beside the jacuzzi.FATHER RUFUS: In Baptism we will use the gift of 7 up sent from the heavens by Keith Partridge himself. Keith Partridge we ask you to bless this Jacuzzi with your sweet nectar. Make it carbonated. ALL IS FLOWING!. ALL IS KNOWING!. CHANTS. JONBENET STARTS TO CHANT WITH HIM.Direction: JACCUZZI STARTS TO BUBBLE.Jonbenet: Its Carbonated! (tastes it) ITS 7-UP PADRE!ALL IN UNISON: KEITH PARTRIDGE LOVES ME THIS I KNOW … FOR THE TV TELLS ME SO!Direction: JONBENET gets into the jacuzzi and finds the sweet spot where the water jets tickle her cl*t.JONBENET: Amen PAAAADRE! (jonbenet is obviously aroused and ignoring everything around her)FATHER RUFUS: Our Lord KROC voluntarily submitted himself to the baptism of St. RONALD!JONBENET: Amen!!!!!!!! (jonbenet begins to climax loudly)Direction: FATHER RUFUS smiles big and makes the Sign of the Golden ArchesFATHER RUFUS: JONBENET, I baptize you in the name of THE KROC, and of the PARTRIDGE, and of the CBS eye in the sky. (gives sign of golden arches) ALL IS FLOWING ALL IS KNOWING!. (CHANTS AND STARTS SHAKING)JONBENET: AAAAAMENNNNNN!!!!!(JONBENET CLIMAXES AND STARTS SHAKING WITH FATHER RUFUS THEN whispers to camera giggling) NOW THIS JACUZZI IS ABOUT HALF 7UP AND HALF A BUCKET OF PINEAPPLE CUM! TEE HEE!.Direction: JONBENET continues to use the Jacuzzi for sexual pleasure until she’s tired of having org*sms with or without the help of those present.JONBENET: Thanks Padre! Don’t trip over your dick on your way to HELL! Tee hee!

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NARRATION - MOLESTATION(News clips and shots of JonBenét and Shirley Temple run while narrator speaks) This documentary JONBENET DREAMS OF BEING SHIRLEY TEMPLE is a streamlined state of the art systematic method of inquiry which the producers feel will fulfill certain ideas and principles which only the viewer can completely interpret and summate. So far, we have witnessed miracles and marvels never before revealed.TRUE FACT: There were vagin*l abrasions on this six year old's puss*, that sweet tight little bald puss* whose bouquet had just a hint of pineapple from the organic slice our Goddess enjoyed just hours before her death. How did the vagin*l disruptions get there? This documentary will examine the causes - was it Mommy's finger or the reciprocating saw dild*? Was it Daddy's co*ck? Was it Burke’s clown nose? Was it due to Uncle Ticklefinger’s evil dogs? Was it the photographer? Or that pedo Santa Claus? Or that freakazoid who confessed to killing her only to learn he was full of sh*t? Or was it little Burke who killed Jonbenet because he was not in the limelight and was a budding crossdressing serial killer who wanted to be in the limelight? And did Patsy then cover up the murder with the worst Ransom note ever written? And then post mortem f*cked Jonbenet with one of her paint brushes to look like she was raped? This is a vital issue. It’s entirely possible that JonBenét herself simply enjoyed the art of self gratification. She may very well have invented her own sexual rites and practices.TRUE FACT: Child molestation is criminal and there is no doubt that JonBenét was molested. Her delicate, beautiful young tight wet bald puss* was violated. This movie will shed light on who exactly it was that dirtied this young girl and how she was sexually objectified, dehumanized and humiliated sexually and as a person with their own sense of self and was wrongfully terminated from becoming a self-actualized, self-empowered vibrant woman, the perfect pretty princesses; Shirley Temple and JonBenét Ramsey.

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SCENE – ABORTIONNARRATION: Abortion, repugnant though it may be, is easily justified in the cases of rape, incest and when the pregnancy may kill the host, or mother. In JONBENET’S case, it was all three. It is particularly tragic when the pregnant woman is only six years old. But we feel that this must be considered for the sake of our documentary. Here, we find that JONBENET has called upon her Mother to seek an abortion at the hands of the Mad Doctor Orloff.JONBENET: Get this monster out of me, take me to the baby murdering place, Mommy! Burke made me do things, Mommy. Horrible things!PATSY: Don’t you worry, lil moneymaker, you think that mommy would let you get all fat and pudgy?. We need you looking slim and prime when you’re singing God Bless America! We need you to represent the beauty that IS americana. Not the ugliness that is procreation. DUH! Now lets see that beautiful little smile we all love from our Pineapple Princess!DOCTOR: This is going to be SO MUCH FUN my Lil Princess! It will only take a second. You’ll get to ride a horsie and take home a lovely souvenir to remind you of your very first abortion! Wouldn’t you like that?JONBENET: Just get this f*cking thing OUT OF ME!PATSY: Who are you?DOCTOR: I am Doctor Orloff!JONBENET: Let’s go, Mommy! He’s a MAD DOCTOR!DOCTOR: No, I’m not mad, I’m just a little ANGRY. Now, get up on my table and spread those legs nice and wide for me. Put your feet in the stirrups like a good little girl.JONBENET follows directions.DOCTOR: Now let’s have a look at that filthy little whoring c*nt of yours.(close-up on tiny bald puss* lips) MAD DOCTOR ORLOFF starts to poke and probe and sniff Jonbenet’s puss*. He fingers her, fists her, then tries hard to push his huge balding head up her tight little hole, attempting to crown himself. He does this for nearly an hour. Jonbenet keeps rolling her eyes and looking at her watch. DOCTOR: Ok. Looks like you’re pregnant alrite. Now I shall do what you came here to do! Just c’mon and board my patented rocking horse abortion machine and that lil parasite inside of you will be sucked out, and cut into a million little pieces of gore that will be shot onto this canvas here that will be yours to take home as your very own abortion souvenier! DOCTOR ORLOFF places JONBENET upon a rocking horse with a big hole in the saddle. It is attached to a very large shop vac which is attached to a wood chipper. The machine is turned on and within seconds Jonbenet is no longer with child. She looks behind her and there is a large canvas full of chunks of carnage and the words MY FIRST ABORTION scrolled across the top.JONBENET: WOWEEE! Thanks so much Mad Doctor Orloff! That was a ride of a lifetime! I might just get preggo so I can ride it again! DOCTOR: Thank you my dear! Laurie Reniere, head of QVC just picked up my little machine as did Home Depot and Wal Mart! Soon EVERY man, woman, child, mall kiosk, megachurch, and gas station in the world will have a MAD DOCTOR ORLOFF’S ROCKIN ROCKIN ABORTION HORSE of their very own! And I will be a very wealthy MAD doctor! PATSY: There! Now that this nasty business is over with, we can take you to the Abortion PARADE! You like parades, don’t you JonBenet? There will be cartwheeling clowns and fluttering flags!CUT TO: JONBENET ON BACK OF TRUCKJONBENET rides the gynecological table on the back of a pick-up truck, waving to the people alongside the parade while “I Love A Parade” plays in the background. Suddenly, the music goes haywire and JONBENET falls off the truck taking the examination table with her.

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SCENE - JONBENÉT: THE CASH COWNARRATION: JONBENET was routinely victimized by her doting Mother who lived out her dreams through a series of beauty pageants. JONBENET was sexualized from birth, beginning with a spanking fetish which would plague her throughout her life. Her parents reasoned that JONBENET just liked it rough, there’s nothing wrong with THAT, they concluded. But it was her Mother’s Creepy Brother, Uncle Ticklefingers, who frightened JONBENET the worst. He both excited her and terrified her as only a real sad*st can do to the submissive JONBENET RAMSEY.(Patsy and JonBenét Stand in Doorway, other side Is dark, as if they are standing off stage, waiting to go on.)PATSY: Now get out there and make me some money, you little whor*! And you’d better be good or I’m going to let Uncle Ticklefingers do his THING with you again and you can make money for me that way.JONBENET: OK Mommy, I’ll do good, just like Shirley Temple, you’ll see. Please don’t send me to Uncle Ticklefingers He makes me do things, Momma, really BAD things, momma. I’ll be a good little girl, just for you Mommy. It’s all for you, Mommy. I’ll remember to smile and be a pretty girl. I promise to be nice to the judges like you said, Mommy. I’ll let them touch me in my no-no places. They all know that I JonBenét, am the Pineapple Princess because EVERYONE GETS A SLICE!PATSY: Straighten your f*cking tiera, JonBenét. What the hell is the matter with you? You’ll never win the big awards if you act like a stupid little worthless two-bit second rate nickle and dime puss* whor*. I should make some piss videos of you for uncle Ticklefingers, he’ll pay money for those. If you did what I’ve told you to do a hundred times you would be fine but look at you, you’re not ready for this at all! If it was me, going out there, dancing and letting the boys look at me - why then I’d be the big star - but we have to let YOU go out and do it. Put your flippers on you little showboating c*nting hag. You know I do this for you JonBenét? I spent ten grand of your Daddy’s money just to get you on that f*cking stage today. Now you get up there and sing like it’s the last goddamned song you’re ever going to sing. Like you’re singing to God on Judgement Day. Because you basically are, you worthless bloodbag. You get up there and show everyone what this beautiful country is all about.JONBENET : I’ll dance just like you taught me to, Mommy, and just like Shirley Temple did in that movie. You’ll win this award just fine, Mommy. I let that judge finger my puss* while he shot his goo all over me, Mommy. I promise this time I’ll rub the pineapple all over my puss* lips so everyone can smell my scent! It’s going to be fine and we’re going to be big stars you just wait and see!I promise to be a good girl and I’ll do what you have told me to do. I know I’m only punished when I’m bad. I’m sorry I’ve been bad before but I promise to do better. I’ll pee for you Mommy. I’ll be a good girl for you to make movies of me. But please don’t send me away, especially to Uncle Ticklefingers and his dogs. I mean, yes obviously he’s a total pedo, a f*ckin chimo. I’m used to that. But his dogs Mommy! Dogs scare me, Mommy, You know that. He’ll make his dogs growl and slobber and make those gross noises they make at me while he puts his hands all over me. Uncle Ticklefingers trained his dogs to rape people and knows commands in German, Russian, English, Spanish, and Aramaic! Doggy Rape Commands Mommy!I started to piss in his dogs water dishes as a practical joke but it backfired horribly on me! The dogs couldn’t get enough of my 6 year old wee wee. His dogs stopped drinking water altogether and would only drink piss. This made Uncle Ticklefingers very mad. VERY MAD MOMMY! He told me the next time he saw me he was going to tickle me so hard that I would piss my bladder out of my puss* soI could never pee in his dog’s dishes again! Those f*cking beasts are burned into my memory. Uncle Ticklefingers a bad man, mommy. A very bad man. We should call the police on him. AND THE ASPCA! Please don’t let Uncle Ticklefingers hurt your little girl. I’m your little girl, Mommy. I’ll be good, I promise. We’re going to have a grand ole time like we always do! Patsy: (snoring, wakes up after falling asleep listening to Jonbenet ramble) Well get out there ya worthless Cooz and shake that pineapple puss* for those judges, or we’re going straight to Uncle Ticklefinger’s house after this so you can play with his dogs. If you WIN the trophy… I’ll take you to MCDONALD’S DRIVE THRU! JONBENET: Holy Moly! McDonald’s DRIVE THRU? Did I hear that right? Oh my GOD! Oh my GOD! Oh my GOD! Oh my GOD! Oh my GOD! MCCDONAAAALLLDSSSSSS!!!!!!! Really Mommy? I’ll win that crown, Just you watch!

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Direction: JONBENET RUSHES THE STAGE DONNING A NAZI ARMBAND AND HER FAMED BEDAZZLED AMERICAN FLAG OUTFIT. VERY EFFIMINATE MAN’S VOICE: EVERYBODY SHUT THE f*ck UP! NOW GRACING OUR STAGE IS LAST YEAR’S GRAND PRIZE WINNER OF TODDLERS AND TIARAS JONBENET RAMSEY WILL BE PERFORMING HER PEABODY AWARD WINNING MOTIVATIONAL ANTI SEMETIC STAND UP COMEDY ROUTINE!APPLAUSE!JONBENET: THANK YOU, THANK YOU…SCREAMS OF “EXACTLY” after each joke JonBenet does a little curtsey. JONBENET DELIVERS EACH OF THE JOKES LIKE THE INNOCENT LITTLE GIRL SHE IS, AND WHISPERS THE PUNCHLINE. AS IF THEY ARE VERY MATTER OF FACT.JONBENET: OK FOLKS… who is the greatest Jewish cook? HITLER!LAUGHTERWhy did mein furher kill himself… The Jews sent him A GAS BILL!APPLAUSE!how do you notice a Jew’s house… PADLOCKS ON THE DUSTBINS, PARKING METERS ON THE ROOF FOR BIRDS AND TOILET PAPER ON THE WASHING LINE!LAUGHTERHave you heard of a Jewish catch 22 … FREE (or KOSHER) HAM!APPLAUSE!how do you get 100 jews into a Volkswagen Beetle? Two in the back, two in the front, and ninety six in the ashtray!LAUGHTERwhat happens when a naked Jew with a ten inch erection runs into a wall…. he breaks his nose!APPLAUSE!why did the Jews wander in the desert for 40 years? SOMEBODY DROPPED A SHECKEL!APPLAUSE!why don’t Jews eat pork? THEY’RE NOT CANNIBALS!LAUGHTERwhat’s the Jewish version of foreplay? A HALF HOUR OF BEGGING!LAUGHTERWhy do Jews wear yarmulkes? Because the hats with the little propellers cost extra!LAUGHTERWhat’s the best thing that ever came out of Auchshwitz?THE EMPTY BUSSES!LAUGHTERWhats the difference between a circumcision and a crucifixion? iN A CRUCIFIXION THEY THROW OUT THE WHOLE JEW!APPLAUSE!Why do Jews have long thin pricks? BECAUSE THEY ARE TIGHT FISTED WANKERS!LAUGHTERWhat’s the worst part about raping a Jewish five year old?HEARING THE PELVIS CRACK!WHAT’S EVEN WORSE? THERE’S SIX MILLION MORE TO GO!APPLAUSE!How was copper wire invented?Two Jews fighting over a PENNY!LAUGHTERACHAHCHCAHCHACHA!SEIG HEIL! SEIG HEIL! SEIG HEIL!JONBENET DOES A LITTLE CURTSY AND TAP DANCES OFF THE STAGE TO HOWLING LAUGHTER AND ROARING APPLAUSE.EXTREMELY EFFEMINATE MALE VOICE: THATS OUR PINEAPPLE PRINCESS. SHE DESERVES THE NOBEL PRIZE DOESN’T SHE FOLKS? OUR NEXT LITTLE FUHRER THAT ONE. WE DON’T NEED TO SEE ANYONE ELSE! JONBENET RAMSEY IS THE NEXT LITTLE MISS PRINCESS OF AMERICA!(GOD BLESS AMERICA PLAYS WHILE JONBENET IS GIVEN A CROWN AND AND A BOUQUET OF FLOWERS)ABBY LEE MILLER : NOW JONBENET, IS THERE ANYTHING YOU’D LIKE TO SAY ABOUT WINNING YOUR TITLE TODAY?JONBENET: Yes Abby, you crippled obese wreck, there absolutely is! DON’T TRIP OVER YOUR DICKS ON YOUR WAY TO HELL EVERYONE! ACHACHACHACHACHA! (Jonbenet drops the mid roars of laughter are heard.)PATSY: Oh mein lil Fraulein… That nazi comedy routine always get’s em rollin in the aisles! Next stop… McDonald’s Drive Thru!JONBENET: OH THANK YOU MOMMY! YOU’RE THE BEST! You don’t think letting the judge finger me helped at all do you?PATSY: OF COURSE IT DID! You’re a talentless little whor*. Your puss* is what gets you the crown and the McDonald’s everytime!JONBENET: OH THANK YOU MOMMY! YOU’RE THE BEST! I do have a great puss* don’t I? It’s because I eat SO much pineapple and Chicken McNuggets. Mommy can I get a Hot Fudge Sundae too?PATSY: What do you think I’m made of money you useless floozy! That pageant cost me 10 grand. And although you just made me 50 grand, I have to use that money to go to tijuana to get these ass implants fixed. They’re leaking. You wouldn’t want Mommy’s ass to explode would you?JONBENET: (giggling at the idea of Patsy sitting down and her ass literally detonating and sending her into outer space forever) Nooooooooo… Never Mommy!

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JONBENET: Despite my best efforts, I have been unable todocument my family ancestry for more than five generationswhich would exclude me from employment within the ThirdReich. My family is unable to brag (slow motion film ofdeath camps) about war atrocities at Hitler’s death camps.I don’t even know if I’m French, it’s pretty f*cked-up. AllI know is I’m the prettiest little Aryan Princess in theUniverse and I’d let Dr. Goebbles pound his giganticshvants in my tight little tuchus any day of the week.REMEMBER THE HOLOCAUST! Oops I forgot it again. (GIGGLES)IMAGES OF MEAT PACKING PLANTSJONBENET: I’m such a good girl, I’m a pretty littleprincess! (Voiceover by JonBenét:) “They inspected everyhair on my little body, (Images of meat inspection)attempting to find an irregularity, some flaw which woulddismiss me as the perfect offering as a Sacrifice but(Hasidic Jews newsreel) finding none, the date of myslaughter was decided before I won my first prize asAmerica’s Little Princess.”

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NARRATION - DEGRADATION & HUMILIATION(News clips and shots of JonBenét and Shirley Temple run while narrator speaks)FACT: This documentary JONBENET DREAMS OF BEING SHIRLEY TEMPLE opposes all attempts at refinement and sacrifice. We refuse to equivocate on this matter.(Quick visual cuts from one meaningless motion sequence to another.)We are attempting to document and demonstrate these degradations and various forms of humiliation JonBenét was subjected to, forced to endure and was victimized by the Prevailing Penis Patriarchy. A Child’s innocence, the essence of life, was stolen from JonBenét. She was raped and murdered by the World and this motion picture calls up her power, her Soul, from the grave. We call upon the disincarnate power of JonBenét. We call on you, our sweet sister, JonBenet, to come before us in bodily form and together we shall exact the revenge on this world that it deserves. We call upon you, O Pineapple Princess, to come to our aid and destroy the world as it moves through time. Let your judgment rain down on this corrupt world that sends brown goblins to f*ck with us. We call upon you, JonBenet Ramsey, Sleeping beauty

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NARRATION – EXPLOITATION(News clips and shots of JonBenét and Shirley Temple run)NARRATION: JONBENET DREAMS OF BEING SHIRLEY TEMPLE draws a psycho-sexual morality using the sexual dichotomy of JonBenét Ramsey, the Perfect Aryan Child, born unto a family and begat unto the world as a Sacrifice unto thee, Lord, unto thee. (Kumbaya plays in background) FACT: This documentary JONBENET DREAMS OF BEING SHIRLEY TEMPLE opposes all attempts at exploitation. We REFUSE to equivocate on this matter. We REFUSE to engage in discussion on this matter.Begin Hypnotic MusicNARRATION: JonBenet was only six years old at the time of her murder. She had been passed around from one competition to the next by her mother and, of course, wasn’t old enough to give informed consent to the horrific Macy’s Parade she was forced to suffer. JonBenet was molested - raped - by people close to her and her short life was taken away from her in the interest of money, pride and jealousy. Her mother, Patsy, lived vicariously through JonBenet and robbed this little girl of her birth-right, a life of her own. Our hero, JonBenet, had dreams all her own and we have called up her immortal spirit from the grave through all time and space and have invited it to fly into this motion picture.

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SCENE - SHIRLEY WINS AN OSCARNARRATION: In this documentary, JONBENET and Shirley Temple celebrated the honor of a lifetime, winning an Oscar for her role in this Epic Major Motion Picture. JONBENET is the Toast of the Town and all of Hollywood is there to applaud her at this Gala Event. Even Justice TV is there to record the event while newsreel cameras roll and all of America turns its head to see her accept this momentous award. A hushed room waits to hear her make her acceptance speech: SHOT BEFORE A BLANK WALL.JONBENET: (speaking through a megaphone while tap-dancing in blackface wearing a NAZI arm band): Thank you all so very much. I would like to thank the Academy for this honor. Thank you to all of you in this room. I have to congratulate the other incredible nominees this year. It’s an honor just to be nominated.JONBENET DREAMS OF BEING SHIRLEY TEMPLE was the product of the tireless efforts of an unbelievable cast and crew. Filming this was so important to me because I know that it speaks to all of us when we think of The Tragic Dehumanization of Women in Hollywood and around the world at large and small! Thank you to everybody, my entire team. Thank you to Mr. Bojangles who made sure I had a steady supply of uncut China White during the entire filming of my Magnum Opus. I have to thank my parents; none of this would be possible without you. And to my friends, I love you dearly; you know who you are. And of course, How could I forget God? Oh, oops I just did. God didn’t lift a f*cking FINGER to make this happen. I’d like to give a special shout out to mein Fuhrer, Herr Adolf Hitler. Without you my life would be meaningless. For our children’s children, and the viewers of this movie long after we’re all long dead and buried. Thank you all for this amazing award tonight. Each and every one of you, and I mean this sincerely, is a f*cktard.I do not take tonight or any other night for granted.Thank you so very much. Really, no, I mean it, thank you. WE MADE HISTORY TONITE PEOPLE! GO SAINTS! SAVE THE WHALES! FREE AND LEGAL FORCED POSTPARTUM ABORTION!ADOPT AN EAST KOREAN BABY! FREE TIM MCVEIGH!SPRAY GUY FIERI IN THE FACE WITH HOLLOW POINT BULLETS TOMORROW! GOD HATES fa*gS! FEMINISM! PANSEXUALITY! HILLARY 2014! LIKE MY MOMMY ALWAYS TOLD ME… THERE’S NO CRYING IN BASEBALL! REDRUM! I’M THE KING OF THE WOOOOOORLD!I WISH I KNEW HOW TO QUIT YOU!STELLAAAAAA! ARE YOU LOOKING AT ME? YOU CAN’T HANDLE THE TRUTH!ARE YOU GOING TO BARK ALL DAY LITTLE DOGGIE OR ARE YOU GOING TO BITE? I BURY YOU co*ckAROACHES!LIFE IS LIKE A BOX OF CHOCOLATES! PINEAPPLE PRINCESS FOREVER! I’m ready for my closeup, Mr. Chickenhawk! HOO AH! (as JonBenét is saying her final remarks the music starts and gets louder and cuts her off … SHE REFUSES TO STOP TALKING … SHE TAP-DANCES OFF CAMERA.)

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SCENE - JONBENET JOINS THE MANSON FAMILYJONBENET: Can you point me in the direction of Albuquerque?HIPPIE: I can do better than that…JONBENET: Really? Well, lay it on me. I mean, sock it to me…HIPPIE: You ought to meet Charlie. He can bring you to now.JONBENET: That sounds far out! Let’s do it! LOCATION - CAR OR OTHER TRANSPORT JONBENET: So, what are you guys into?HIPPIE: We’re gonna cause Helter Skelter and get high and sh*t.JONBENET: Ooooh! I can’t WAIT! So what are you guys into?HIPPIE: We’re into love. And freeing our minds from our reactive selves. It’s sort of like Scientology, only we don’t take baths much and we eat out of dumpsters.JONBENET: Hmmm. Well, I’ll give it a whirl! This’ll be Fun! COUPLE ENTER MANSON FAMILY RESIDENCE TO MEET CHARLIE JONBENET enters room and SITS on chair. Bored, she picks up meat cleaver sitting next to the chair/sofa/whatever and starts rubbing the handle of it against her cl*t, obviously working her way to an org*sm. ENTER CHARLES MANSONCHARLIE (points at JONBENET): What the f*ck is going on HERE?!JONBENET: I thought you guys were into free love!CHARLIE: Not LIKE THAT! What the f*ck is wrong with you?!JONBENET sets meat cleaver down, frowns. (gives ‘whatever’ look)JONBENET: What the f*ck ever.HIPPIE: This is JonBenet Ramsey, Charlie. Stand up, JonBenet!CHARLIE: So, this is my young love! (CHARLIE approaches JONBENET and fondles JONBENET’S tit*)JONBENET: You’re a lot like the beauty pageant judges.CHARLIE: Let go of your ego, be one with us. Fear is love.CHARLIE is undressing JONBENETJONBENET: OK, how do we get started?CHARLIE: We already have. Here, let me mark you as one of us.(CHARLIE draws a swastika on JONBENET’S forehead.)CHARLIE: Now you just get nice and comfortable here.(CHARLIE points to the floor.)(JONBENET gets on all fours, ass toward CHARLIE.)JONBENET: I’m like a deer in the forest! Bring me to the now Charlie!(JONBENET is rocking back and forth, offering herself up to CHARLIE, who is dropping his pants and starts f*cking her from behind.)JONBENET: You’re a goat, Charlie and I’m a little ewe! Baaa! Baaa! Blow your load all over me and together we’ll freak out!(CHARLIE is confused, looks around the room and tries to maintain his concentration. He grabs her ass and hammers away.)JONBENET: That’s it, f*ck me like Daddy does! I’ll be your Nun, Charlie! And you can be my Pope! Shoot that load right between the Golden Arches, baby! Give it to me right there - cum nice and hard for me! Give your baby girl a Happy Meal!(CHARLIE starts singing “when I get to the bottom, I go back to the top of the slide where I stop and I go for a ride!” until he reaches an org*sm.)CHARLIE: Well, soul, I’ve gotta tell you. That was fun but there’s only one problem. You’re even crazier than Sadie Mae Glutz and I’m afraid you’re gonna have to go.JONBENET: I have to go? Huh? Don’t I get an award or a trophy or anything? You mean, all I got out of this was a filthy hippy f*cking me, a swastika on my forehead and now I’ve gotta hitchhike or something to get back home? I’m outta here!

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SCENE - JON BENET BECOMES KATY PERRY Camera focuses on a large white dog turd BEAMING with a bright light outside of a filthy storefront. Jonbenet sees this and she looks closer and follows several golden dollips of cat puke inside. A girl is inside illuminated only by the light from the cat puke. PROPHET: (raises head) JONBENET! Hello! I have been waiting for you! Excuse me while I just finish up this make up tutorial for the future! (LOOKS INTO A CAMERA, speaks very fast and emphatically) REMEMBER TO SMASH! SMASH! SMASH! THAT “LIKE” BUTTON AND SUBSCRIBE TO MY CHANNEL IF YOU LIKE LOOKING LIKE THE DUMBEST sh*t EATING CUM GUZZLING RETARDED CLOWN FACED whor* DROWNING IN A VERITABLE SEA OF HORRIBLY STUPID UGLY LAME GAY BUKKAKE BITCHES! THANK YOU ALL FOR GETTING ME UP TO TEN BILLION FOLLOWERS! GIRLS ROCK! AND ALWAYS REMEMBER… IF A STRANGER GIVES YOU A DRINK, ALWAYS CHECK IT FIRST! AND IF THERE IS NOT A STRANGE PILL DISSOLVING IN IT, TOSS THAT DRINK RIGHT IN THAT MOTHERf*ckERS FACE! THAT’S A RED FLAG THAT THEY’RE A CHEAP DATE! STAY AWAY! STAY SWEET! STAY BEAUTIFUL! STAY SAFE! ONLY CUT YOURSELF IN THE SHOWER! THE COMMUNITY!!!!!!! Follow these guidelines, subscribe to my channel, and you are well on your way to affording the plastic surgery that will allow you to look like a SNAPCHAT FILTER! YOU GO GIRL! The figure looks up slowly. She smiles and winks.PROPHET: Just some retarted ass sh*t I’m doing for the future. It’s called being an “influencer”. I’ll be set for life in about 23 years! JONBENET: Wow! You seem SO together! A real lady! I’d LOVE to be JUST LIKE YOU one day.PROPHET: OH JONBENET! My little darling, you won’t have to worry about that just yet. You have a WONDERFUL fate ahead of you!You will be even more famous than me! Just listen to the cards. She begins a card reading, giving mystical interpretations of the cards laid out on the table.PROPHET: JONBENET YOU ARE DESTINED TO FAKE A VIOLENT AND BIZARRE DEATH. YOUR 7 YEAR OLD FACE WILL GRACE THE COVERS OF TABLOIDS, SEWER WALLS, ALMOND MILK CARTONS, POP UP ADS, sh*tTY DAYTIME TALK SHOWS, CABLE SPECIALS, DOG FOOD BOXES, HOLOGRAM BILLBOARDS. AND SO SOOOO MUCH MORE FOR THE REST OF ETERNITY. AFTER YOUR DEATH YOU WILL GO UNDERGROUND FOR TWENTY YEARS AND RISE TO THE TOP BY REINVENTING YOURSELF AS A POP STAR CALLED KATY PERRY. THERE WILL ONLY BE ONE MAN WHO WILL KNOW ABOUT THIS. HE COULD SEE IT ALL BUT WAS LABELED A QUACK AND CONSPIRACY THEORIST BY THE 2,000 OR SO PEOPLE WHO VIEWED HIS VIDEO ON A PLATFORM CALLED YOUTUBE. YOU WILL NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT HIM. YOU WILL MARRY JON MAYER. HE IS HOT. YOU WILL BE RICH AND FAMOUS BUT BE DEVOID OF ALL OF THE AMAZING TALENT WITH WHICH YOU ARE NOW BLESSED.JONBENET: I don’t know who she is yet. But if she’s famous, that’s what I want to be. This toddlers and tiaras trash ain’t gettin me sh*t but raped. I WANT TO BE A CELEBRITY! I CAN HARDLY WAIT to fake my own death so that I can someday get famous and be Ms. Katy Perry Jon Mayer. Will I be able to cut these ugly blonde locks off and dye my hair blue and wear cat ears until I’m 60? PROPHET: Oh yes Jonbenet! That is Katy Perry’s ESSENCE! It doesn’t matter that you will be a talentless hack. In the future you won’t need talent! Only blue hair and cat ears! The combination tends to cause a blinding and deafening effect on the hoards of nitwits who will imitate your every move. Once you’re Katy Perry EVERYONE will know your new name. Jon Mayer, your future husband is a tiny bit more talented than you, but is still a total hack! He is however a total babe who is into hyper f*cked up sex acts with women with daddy issues and peter pan complexes. That’s You Jonbenet! All I’m saying is that you won’t necessarily have to AUTO erotically asphyxiate yourself! The Mayor LOVES choking his wife until her eyes pop out of their sockets!JONBENET: OH BOY!!! Even Burke won’t do that to me!PROPHET: You’ll have loads of really stupid fans that wet themselves over you. John will aid you in keeping them in a pit in your “woman cave” where you and John will traumatize them and harvest their adrenochrome and sell it to other famous people from the future for beaucoup bucks like Oprah and Kanye West, Santa Claus, The Obamas. The same conspiracy theorist who tried to expose you as Katy Perry will try to expose what you are doing. A lot will happen with this. People will go apesh*t about this adrenochrome satanic baby eating cabal sh*t but you don’t have to worry about it. JONBENET: WHAAAA?!?!?!PROPHET: It’s all in the future and the future is so f*cking dumb. Just remember Jonbenet, once you think that things cannot get any lamer, they will. In fact, I don’t even know why I’m f*cking around with this prophet nonsense anymore. It’s not even worth the dumb future currency. This is not about me however. It is about you my darling lil angel? You dig my pig? It is YOUR dream Jonbenet. YOUR calling!Jonbenet: Do I really want to fake my death and live in this retarded ass future world you speak of? Is there NOTHING to look forward to?Prophet: f*ck NO! Unfortunately, girl, it’s in the f*cking cards or whatever. I’m sorry. I too wish you could just die painfully with a garrote around your neck and a paintbrush shoved up your puss* on Christmas!Jonbenet: (Looks down sadly) Well Golly…Prophet: I really hope we all die soon Jonbenet. Unfortunately it’s not in the cards. Let’s hope that I am wrong and maybe some planes will fly into the twin towers, or the earth will start to eat itself, or we could just pray for a MASSIVE PLAUGE! I really hope you die soon you bright shining seven year old angel! It’s all so perfect. And you have on those Cute little Wednesday panties on when you are found. You always wear them on the correct day you sweet little gash! Let’s pray for a CHRISTMAS MIRACLE JONBENET! Tootles Sweetie!Jonbenet: Gee Whiz Lady! You really dropped a BOMB on me! I guess I’ll just have to ask Father Kroc drop a BOMB on humanity! And FAST! I’ll BE SURE to pray for the plagues!Prophet: That’s all you can do dear Jonbenet. Is Hope and Pray. Hope and Prey. Hope and Praaaaaa………(The prophet goes limp and falls out of her chair dead. Jonbenet takes a piece of pineapple from a bowl sitting on the floor and eats it)Jonbenet: LUCKY c*nt! (Whispers gingerly in the prophet’s ear) Don’t trip over your dick on your way to hell my love.

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SCENE - BEDROOM INT. - JONBENÉT DIESJONBENET: I feel as though my own family just wants to use me for sex and money. My own Mother, that hag bitch, she just liked to finger my puss*. She’s just a pervert who doesn’t like co*ck. And if she hadn’t blue-balled poor Daddy then he wouldn’t have had to come to his little baby girl for comfort. I know he was a good man who just wanted to f*ck his own wife now & then. I’m gonna stomp that bitch’s head on the curb when I grow up. I can’t wait until my little hand gets big enough so I can stick it up that bitch’s distended rectum and drag her into my gyno chair by her fallopian tubes and hang her from the rafters of my dungeon with them…. CHOKE MOMMY DEAREST CHOKE. LOLOLOLOL.Each and every one has f*cked me six ways to Sunday. Nobody even asked me how I was doing. I only exist to hate them. But, also, gosh, ya know, there’s another part of me that says people are f*cked up animals who do stupid sh*t sometimes, and just because they’re family, they’re still just people. Humans. If I can just endure these degradations, this sexual humiliation … then maybe I can have a good life.Maybe there is hope for me? a little girl?! I am caught in a whirlwind of confusion and molestation.I’ll just ask Ole God to help me out of this one. Oh God put a curse on the day I was born! Put a curse on the night I was conceived! Turn that day into darkness, God.Never again remember that day; never again let light shine on it. Make it a day of gloom and thick darkness. Cover it with clouds and blot out the sun.Blot that night out of the year and never let it be counted again.Make it a barren joyless night. Tell the sorcerers to curse that day. Those who know how to control Leviathan.Keep the morning star from shining.Give that night no hope of dawn.Curse that night for letting me be born. For exposing me to trouble and grief. I wish I had died in my mother’s womb.Why did my mother hold me at her knees? Why did she feed me at her breast. If I had died then I would be at rest now. Sleeping like the kings and the rulers. Who rebuilt ancient palaces. Then I would be sleeping like princesses who filled their houses with gold and silver.Or sleeping like a stillborn child.I lie down to try to rest. I look for relief from my pain.But you all… you terrify me with dreams… You send me visions and nightmares...Until I would rather be suffocated than to live in this miserable body.I am innocent and faithful, but my words sound guilty.And everything I say seems to condemn me.I am tired of living. I give up. Leave me alone. My life makes no sense. I have no peace no rest and my trouble never ends.(Kneeling beside bed, hands clasped in prayer)Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray the Lord my soul to keep.If I should die before I wake, I pray the Lord my soul to take.God bless Mommy and Daddy and my brother.Jesus, Lord and Savior, please deign to their sustenance and joy.Yea, and verily, unto their comfort and joy.

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ENTER CASTJonBenét sits up in bed, surrounded.JONBENET: My enemies surround me and I have become a sacrifice for the sins of the world. (visual of JonBenet crucified on the cross) As the ancient oracle said, there would come to pass and unto them was vouchsafed a perfect Aryan Child for the mortification of the spirit of the age, the perfect dream of the hope for a new Shirley Temple:- is laid low.JOHN: I’m sorry honey, I just love you way too much to let you live.PATSY: If our secret ever got out, I would be ruined – RUINED!BURKE: I still say you’re just a cheesehead {and smell funny}. Plus I am sick of you getting all the limelight you useless floozie. I’m going to steal all of your costumes and become the next Toddler in a Tiara!JONBENET: f*ck you, Burke. Don’t trip over your dick on your way to hell.BURKE: Hold down her legs, Dad! I AM THE PINEAPPLE PRINCESS NOW!PATSY: (Grabs pillow and holds it over JonBenét’s head.)

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SCENE - THE COVERUPJOHN: What do we do with the body?JOHN PICKS UP DEAD BODY AND MOVES ITPATSY: Pick it up and toss in the basem*nt.I’ll f*ck her with my paintbrush to make it look like she was raped.I’ll blame it on Santa Claus or that weird tranny who stalks her at the pagents. Now YOU can be our Pineapple Princess BURKE!BURKE: Oh Mommy! You’re the BEST EVER! And sharp as that paintbrush you’re going to rape JONBENET’S puss* with post mortem!JOHN: I’m going to take a nice, hot, shower.PATSY: I should make some breakfast and think about a ransom note. I am really good at writing those!BURKE: I’m going to go pretend to be asleep and then appear on Dr. Phil 20 years later pleading my case in one of the most awkward television appearances of all time. Everyone will know it is me. But the case will be cold by then and no one will care. Oh and Mom, you’ll be dead of breast cancer by then so you won’t have to worry about ANYTHING!JOHN: And I will hoodwink everyone by one day making a viral video about how our little Jonbenet faked her death to become pop star Katy Perry and Everyone will believe me!

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JONBENET and Child Shirley Temple are up in heaven.They are dressed as little girls with no make up.They do a duet of the song IN DREAMS by Roy Orbison.The Golden Arches are seen in the background and Ronald Mcdonald appears and a Gigantic mountain of McNuggets sprouts from below them and they all dance and eat the McNuggets laughing and playing together. They are able to look down at the tragic world below them and they just point and giggle.Jonbenet and Shirley Temple: (looking at people on earth) Don’t trip over your dicks on the way to hell motherf*ckers! Tee Hee!~THE END~____________________________________________

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A candy-colored clown they call the sandmanTiptoes to my room every nightJust to sprinkle stardust and to whisperGo to sleep, everything is alrightI close my eyes then I drift awayInto the magic night, I softly sayA silent prayer like dreamers doThen I fall asleep to dream my dreams of youIn dreams I walk with youIn dreams I talk to youIn dreams you're mine all of the timeWe're together in dreams, in dreamsBut just before the dawnI awake and find you goneI can't help itI can't help itIf I cryI remember that you said goodbyeIt's too bad that all these thingsCan only happen in my dreamsOnly in dreamsIn beautiful dreams